April 30, 2008

I'm famous!

So recently, a fairly well-known googleganger of mine (actor in a touring show) added me as a friend on Facebook.  I was excited because this is the person with www.myname.com(!!!).  Anyway, he’s been tagging photos of himself using my name.  I keep getting emails saying that someone has commented on a photo of me, only to check it out and see that the photo is not of me and is, in fact, of some random guys on vacation.

It’s like I have a second exciting life that occurs while I’m sleeping… 

OMG SPRING 
(from wihort.uwex.edu)

OMG SPRING 

(from wihort.uwex.edu)

I don’t know if you’ve read it, but…
A man, referring to an article that I wrote.
doodlebook:
Doodle Number Thirty-Eight. Pink is Manly.

doodlebook:

Doodle Number Thirty-Eight. Pink is Manly.
April 29, 2008

Off to court*

  • HMontanaFan84: when do you go to court?
  • HMontanaFan84: do you want me to represent you pro bono?
  • iheartHSM1983: ?
  • iheartHSM1983: court?
  • HMontanaFan84: for your indecent exposure or whatever
  • iheartHSM1983: oh
  • iheartHSM1983: idk - I have to call yet
  • iheartHSM1983: maybe tomorrow..
  • HMontanaFan84: im totally submitting a letter of indignation
  • HMontanaFan84: amicus curiae
  • *Actual conversation (although the names have been changed to protect the innocent and all that)

Whining

It’s time to make decisions and commit to them. I’ve been saying this since high school but have always been able to get away without committing to anything. I’m a pro at taking the path of least resistance, at giving up on anything that might take a little effort, at recognizing quickly the possibility of failure, at getting going before the going gets tough. I am also quite adept at deciding I never truly cared about that which was unceremoniously abandoned.

“If I did care,” I’ll say, “then I’ll get back to it eventually, won’t I?” I’ll go back to school. I’ll try living abroad. I’ll do something creative and productive with my incredible amount of free time.

It makes me sick to think that I could be so wasteful and lazy as I’ve been lucky. But isn’t that a recurring dilemma of the contemporary middle class?How do we deal with our historically (and globally) unprecedented privilege and the nagging procrastination stemming from the easy conclusion that our lives are fine the way they are? I suppose my life is fine just the way that it is. I guess I have to decide if “fine” is what I want (and it is a completely valid option).

(FYI: This post is tagged “quarterlife crisis, whining, get a life”.)

Indignant:

Feeling, characterized by, or expressing strong displeasure at something considered unjust, offensive, insulting, or base

April 28, 2008
As long as Man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love.
(attributed to) Pythagaros
April 27, 2008
To tamper with something as mysterious and miraculous as the birth of a child was an act of hubris.
Cal Stephanides (from MIDDLESEX by Jeffrey Eugenides)  {Interesting, interesting. Especially when I think that perhaps this is the same idea behind “Baby Mama.”}
Too crazy for an interview? or EXCITING?

Too crazy for an interview? or EXCITING?

April 26, 2008
Maybe he drowns puppies?
S. (in response to T.’s suggestion that the only reason a person should request a divorce is if her husband does something heinous, such as drowning puppies)